Ukrainians

I learned last night that people with Ukrainian accents are easier to understand after they've had a few beers. I stood and listened with ease as my Western Ukrainian friend spoke more eloquently and succinctly than ever before. I thought I had better take advantage of this moment before he begins to sober up and go back into his usual garble. I guess it's the same idea as those with British or Australian accents sound like North American accents when they sing.

So on November 19th, don't be a left-wing pinko commie, vote Yushchenko for President of Ukraine!